The Top 10 Reasons to Have Gastric Bypass are........
- Cheap Cheap Cheap grocery bills. I spent $50, which I am sure will last me for a month!
- My shoes actually fit my fat feet. No pain, no blisters, no busted ankles.
- Its a great excuse to catch up on all the TV shows you have been missing, since I dont have cable.
- Free house decorating with BEAUTIFUL flowers:)
- It's a great excuse to not shave your legs. This one might be my favorite! (side note, they are shaved.....FINALLY)
- Free Laundry Service. Folded and Hung! (thanks mom!)
- A great excuse to break out your "tea-party" dishes. Heck, fill up that plate!!!
- MOVIES, MOVIES, MOVIES
- You get a "guilt free" new wardrobe!
- The ability to feel "normal" again!
I like number 2 the best! Cool beans Flutter!
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