Ever do anything
stupid that you
never want to
admit? Well this is the place to deny it all and live to do it:)
I will start....
This week I did
NOT wait forever in
line at Target to get a few necessities only to see the "
10 or less" express lane open. I did
NOT count my items determine that I had
12 items and decide to chance it. I did
NOT attempt to avoid the stares from the people who I
KNOW counted my items and were a bit peeved I broke the rule. I did
NOT want to tell them to mind their own business only to think I certainly would
NOT be just as annoyed.
On my way home from
Vegas we did
NOT stop at a place to get beef jerky and
SF candy. The candy warns that "
excess consumption may cause stomach cramping" but certainly would have been nice if they would have
NOT said "
minimal consumption may cause extreme discomfort." OUCH!!!!!
This week I met a
friend at a
coffee shop that had
SO MANY sugar free flavors. I was
NOT skeptical and did
NOT grill the person taking my order to ensure that it
REALLY was sugar free. After all that and him knowing I could only have sugar free, he did
NOT ask me if I wanted a
cookie or a
pastry.
NO DUDE I CANT HAVE IT! And he also did
NOT ask if I wanted whipped cream! Clue: GET ONE! Thanks :)
And lastly, sadly I do
NOT have another
spider story to scream about. While talking to my mom in her room, she certainly did
NOT tell me to stay out of her room because one of these....
A Wolf Spider... Was in her room!
OH MY GOSH RIGHT!!!!!?????!!! Well after spraying it, it certainly did
NOT get away...so finding it again and spraying it, it did
NOT get away again! So I did
NOT attempt to help her. In the mean time, my mom was
NOT on her hands and knees looking for this
HUGE spider only for me to
announce to her it was
NOT crawling on her
LEG!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Well, so I survived my week....how did you do?
My week was great, but I had to share ONE of my wolf spider stories with you! After a shower I pulled my towel off the rack to dry off and wouldn't you know I felt a tickle on my arm......Yep, you guessed it, a WOLF SPIDER WAS CRAWLING ON ME!!!!! I was traumatized for years after, and to this day STILL shake out my towel before drying off after a shower!
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Marlisa : )
oh that is so scary! what is up with those things? I HATE spiders and we have had 2 spider incidents!
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