NOT ME MONDAY

Oh the things I refuse to admit that I did this week!

First off, for the past month I have NOT noticed this ever growing spider web in my bottom drawer of my dresser with all of my shirts. I did NOT keep destroying the web only to see it begin to grow again and again. And no yesterday I did NOT finally decide to ask my mom if it was a black widow web....and no she did NOT say it was indeed a black widow web. And no she did NOT proceed to find the very culprit...the widow crawling around my shirts!

At this point, I did NOT scream and jump on my bed like a little baby. I did NOT curl up my hands and toes and scream even louder as it began to crawl around as it was being killed. I did NOT cry....ok I did NOT start sobbing because I was so scared! Once it was dead, I did NOT make my mom carry out my drawer out of my room and no it is NOT sitting out in our living room.

Also, I did NOT call my mom last night in the middle of the night because I was too scared to get out of bed, for fear the widow might come back, and make her assure me that it was dead.

NOPE NOT ME!

Also, in attempt to watch one of the best shows on the planet (see picture below) I do NOT pretend to use our "at home theater system."

Let me explain what our "home theater system" does NOT look like....

This is NOT our DVD player....

This is NOT our "big screen."

This is NOT our "viewing platform."

And no, this is NOT our complete home theater system.

As a note: We do have a bigger TV but the DVD player does not work, so we opt in for "home theater system" viewing pleasure.

OK, your turn to deny it all!!!!!!